Scented with Sarcasm and Honesty

Imagine all-natural soy candles that tell it like it is without the fluff or the sugar-coating bullshit... that's exactly what you'll get with these. With scents ranging from citrus to sweet, you'll get a slow and clean-burning, eco-friendly, soy candle that you'll love just as much as your friends and family will be offended.

Small Candle Energy

They're two and a half the size of the standard size, but still worth every burn. Perfect for party favors and small spaces.

Soft Skin Softens the Attitude

Exfoliates. Softens. Apply to the skin and begin to feel the difference. After all, its hard to be an asshole with silky smooth skin.

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